Pretty much everyone that’s writing on this blog or reading this blog is a huge pervert, so it’s safe to say that we’ve all fucked some questionable inanimate objects in our lifetimes so some of you might find this new Men.com scene pretty relatable!
In the perverted fuck scene, Dereck Thibault wants to jerk his meat, but his hand just isn’t doing it for him. He tries fucking a pillow, fucking a watermelon, and he even tries getting sucked off by a vacuum cleaner. After failing to jerk off with these random household items, roommate Edward Terrant lends his hole to his horny bro and Dereck is finally able to cum to his satisfaction.
While we’re happy that this scene ended with Dereck finally being able to get his rocks off, we have to wonder what would have happened if his roommate wasn’t there and available to fuck. I mean, what would you guys have done? If you had to jerk off using one of the objects in this scene, which item would you choose?
Are you in the mood to fold up a pillow and hump it? Do you want to cut a hole in some fruit and use it like a Fleshjack? Or do you want to ruin your Hoover vacuum and fill it with your baby cream? Vote in our poll below and be sure to catch this entire scene over at Men.com!
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