From funeral sex to fellating a carrot, from mustard dick to dick in a box, Men.com has tested our patience this year. (Oh, and did we mention the never-ending parade of women?!). We recently looked at The Best Men.com Scenes of 2022 (So Far!), part of our series on The Best Scenes of 2022. But what about the most absurd scenes from the studio? Which is your (least) favorite? Vote in our poll!
10. “Glory Hole Abstraction”
Pierce Paris and Paul Canon hit the art museum to give us “Dick (and Ass) in a Box: The Sequel.” [Watch]
9. “The Cockout”
Joey Mills and Felix Fox suck mustard cocks and fuck pies. Even worse? A woman looks shocked when she sees it. [Watch]
8. Curtain Double Feature: “Emergency Dick Part 1” / “Bo Bottoms Again!”
Oh yay, more fucking behind a curtain! Cause that happens. In “Emergency Dick Part 1″ [Watch], Benjamin Blue gets a shot from Clark Delgaty while helping a patient; and in “Bo Bottoms Again!” [Watch], Mr. Sinn rides Malik Delgaty as an unknowing masseur works on him.
7. “Dick’s On the Menu”
Gay patrons and a waiter (inclding Ashton Summers and Clark Delgaty) get really hungry in a restaurant as shocked straight onlookers gasp. [Watch]
6. “Jackhammered & Drilled (Part 1)”
Bo Sinn makes a mistake when he shoves his dick through the wrong gloryhole, getting Dane Jaxson instead. [Watch]
5. Tattoo Chick Twofer: “Steaming The Straight Jock” / “Silent Fuck”
Tattoo chick is back for more, getting shocked in “Steaming The Straight Jock” [Watch] as Malik Delgaty and Chris Cool fool around; and being an unwanted bystander when Felix Fox and Clark Delgaty do naked yoga in “Silent Fuck.” [Watch]
4. “First Class Fuckfest”
Sigh…Roman Todd, you’re too good for this tripe (you too, Devy.) [Watch]
3. “Fucking The Snowman”
What in God’s name?! Benjamin Blue fellates and rides a carrot before the snowman comes to life in the form of Bo Sinn. (Originally a Bromo scene, but same diff.) [Watch]
2. “Top Of The Mourning”
How could there possibly be anything more offensive than Theo Brady, Johnny Donovan and Clark Delgaty faking a death and fucking around at a funeral?! [Watch]
1. “Balls Dipped”
Congrats, Men.com. You made me hate something even more than that funeral scene, which at least has some hot sequences if you squint and forget where you are. But this scene with Malik Delgaty and Tayler Tash manages to enrage me from start to finish. Who is this being made for, anyway?! Check out the trailer to share in my second-handed shame. [Watch]
See them all at Men.com! Which one is your least favorite? Vote in our poll below, and stay tuned for more of our coverage of The Best Scenes of 2022!
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