Look, don’t get me wrong. I’m not averse to Porta Potty porn, as evidenced by that hot-as-fuck Raging Stallion scene we saw a few years ago that had hung bottom Nate Grimes getting fucked by daddy Jack Andy in a pretty large, pretty clean John. It was a hot scene that didn’t try to be silly. I wish I could say the same with this new Men.com scene.
And it’s not even because it revolves around a Porta Potty. In fact, the visual of Jordan Lake with two big dicks stuffed through glory holes on both sides of him—and Theo Brady‘s tongue up his hole underneath the toilet seat (okay, I probably wouldn’t wanna do that in real life, but whatever)—is kinda hot. But why we gotta be so silly about it all, Men.com? Less obnoxious are the first two installment in its “Men’s Room” series, which started with a hot stall threeway with Malik Delgaty, Johnny Donovan and Tony D’Angelo—the latter two returning in Part 2 with Edward Terrant, who utilizes a prank urinal (slightly less dumb than a prank Don’s John).
So in the middle of a random field, twink Jordan (making his Men.com debut as he continues his post-Helix career) thinks it’s normal that a random, completely out-of-place Porta Potty is there. But apparently he actually wants to take a dump, and quickly finds out it’s all a prank by Theo and his buds Leo Louis and Edward—who slide there cocks into the glory holes as Theo sticks his fingers up the toilet seat and into Jordan’s hole (isn’t that a dangerous gamble, Theo!?!).
After the walls come crashing down on poor Jordan, Theo takes him home and fucks him as the potential fourgy becomes a twosome, an odd shift in scenery and tone (but hey, we still get to see Theo’s hot big cock in action, so that’s always a good thing). I wish this was a more serious take on bathroom cruising that stayed as a fourgy, and didn’t include any women (oh yeah, did I mention there was a woman?!). These cocks are too hot to ruin the mood with all of these shenanigans!
See the full scene at Men.com!
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