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On ‘Gaywatch,’ Topher DiMaggio Pretends to Save Lives, Mostly Plows Holes
It’s time to discuss Men.com‘s latest Baywatch spoof, Gaywatch, which comes complete with a bunch of tight red Speedos, and a lot of bottoming by Billy Santoro. Topher DiMaggio fucks him, and then...
View ArticleWhy So Angry, Rafael?
Maybe it’s because they said the site was called Drill My Hole and he heard “Kill My Hole,” or maybe it’s because he arrived on set right after spending a day at the DMV. Whatever the reason, Rafael...
View ArticleMen.com Clubhouse Gets Snowed In, and the Boys Have a ‘XXXMas Orgy’
This is the last and final Xmas-related porn scene I’m going to post. I promise. It features Colby Jansen in a Santa hat, Johnny Rapid being everyone’s bottom, Topher DiMaggio being his usual...
View ArticleJustin Dean Joins the ‘Daddy’s Club,’ Gets Dully Fucked By Charlie Harding
Justin Dean, a.k.a. Chris Crocker’s ex, a.k.a. the twink porn star previously known as Justin Goble, is capitalizing on his remaining twinkdom in Men.com’s latest series, Daddy’s Club. The latest...
View ArticleMen.com Closes Out Year With Six-Man ‘Key Party’ Orgy
Over at Men.com, there’s a New Year’s party that starts out pretty boringly, with Tommy Defendi, Spencer Fox, Phenix Saint, the long-ago retired Rocco Reed, Jake Steel, and John Magnum all sitting...
View ArticleReal-Life Couple Diego Lauzen and Wagner Vittoria Fuck Once More
As acknowledged earlier, Diego Lauzen is hot as fuck. And thus Men.com snagged the chance to shoot not one but two scenes with the Brazilian stud, the second one with his real-life boyfriend Wagner...
View ArticleReason #9785 Why They Should Just Not Bother With the Dialogue
Remember this scene that Men.com did for the holidays where they had this pretense about getting “snowed in” at this gym place they were in and then the power went out and they started getting cold?...
View ArticleJohnny Rapid Looks Really Tired Of Getting DP’d In His 6000th Scene For Men.com
It’s actually just his 100th scene, or if you want to argue with Men.com’s count, it might be his 94th. But 100 scenes in three years! That’s a lot of ass-stretching. No wonder he’s not sure that he’s...
View ArticleNow Men.com Is Ripping Off ‘Gay of Thrones,’ the Comedy Series on Funny Or Die
Men.com is doing a porn parody of Game of Thrones, and they’re calling it Gay of Thrones, which also happens to be the name of a popular web series that’s been airing on Funny or Die featuring hair...
View ArticleHey, Guys… Is Tom Faulk OK?
I mean, he still has a hot body and everything. He’s just looking a little… tired? Maybe he’s tired of having dicks in his ass and dicks in his mouth. Maybe he’s just had a rough week. Maybe he’s tired...
View ArticleIntroducing Horus Sweet, Men.com’s New Shaggy-Headed Bottom Who Can’t Stop...
Men.com just signed a new model with an amazing body and some kinda long hair. His name is odd. It’s Horus Sweet. Even if his porn name sounds like it belongs more in a Southern Gothic novel than in...
View ArticleIn the Final Installment of Gay of Thrones, Colby Keller Plows Toby Dutch To...
“There are two things that I excel at: war, and men,” says King Colby Keller in episode four of this high costume porn drama at Men.com. (He for got beard-growing and hitting up fans for money, but I...
View ArticleBREAKING: Dirk Caber Is Getting Triple-Penetrated By His Stepsons In...
In a porn move that is definitely physically awkward if not physically impossible for most, Dirk Caber will be getting three dicks up his ass at once in what I guess will be the new final installment...
View ArticleDid Hot House/Falcon Know That Men.com Had Already Shot a Scene With Derek...
Welp, when Raging Hot Falcon unveiled their newest exclusive model, Derek Atlas, back in September, I’m wondering if he told them that he’d just shot a scene with Ricky Decker for Men.com. Because they...
View ArticleBennett Anthony Pretends to Be Straight In ‘My Brother In Law Part 7′
One look at those Technicolor pubes spilling over the top of those more than amply packed briefs of Bennett Anthony at the NakedSword release party for Bulge in January, and I found a new reason 2xist....
View ArticleYes, Men.com, We Get It: Every Husband Is Gay
My Brother In Law Part 8 follows the “four is more” theme we looked last week that led us to the conclusion that Sean Cody’s Curtis distinguished himself at the top top. Today’s Men.com offering also...
View ArticleBennett Anthony and Christopher Daniels Act Like Boyfriends in ‘Trophy Boys...
The odds of any of the real power couples of gay porn staying coupled long enough to make it through the complete season at So You Think You Can Fuck has yet to be seen. But Bennett Anthony and...
View ArticlePierre Fitch Drills Nick North In His Men.com Debut
There’s a couple of things shiny and new at Men.com: their new Erase and Rewind series and making his first appearance on their site, Pierre Fitch. Pierre tweeted this year makes lucky sixteen in the...
View ArticleLet’s All Count the Reasons Why Jimmy Fanz Is a Star
The trepidation of Tax Day is really only eclipsed by the one thing: the consternation after nominees for the Hookies or the Grabby’s are unveiled – and there’s no 1-800 number to talk you down from...
View ArticleWe’re Back at Men.com’s British Version of ‘The Ivy League’ With School Chums...
Even though Men.com doesn’t know that the Ivy League is in America, they do know how to pin down the very busy Theo Ford. And Theo knows exactly where Jay Roberts wants Theo’s big dick to go, and in...
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