How does the new Latin boy make friends with four husbands in a neighborhood full of Trump supporters? Good thing he has more than one available hole. But not for long.

“Have you seen that little Mexican kid running around the neighborhood? He already has like three divorces happening.” Yep, Men.com actually has Aspen saying that about Tino Cortez.

Tino makes his studio debut in “The Boy Next Door” series and today he and Aspen are joined by Adam Bryant, Cameron Foster, and Phenix Saint in what else, the five-man orgy finale.

Smoking cigars, drinking beer, and playing poker, Men.com augments the usual “bro’s a ‘mo” playbook in today’s orgy with a some sexuality slurs and timely political incorrectness. Last time Cameron, Adam, and Phenix played hide the dick together, the jumping off point was football. Today’s its Tino. But check out Phenix . The man is look pretty saintly today isn’t he?

Phenix tapped Tino’s ass in the first part. Then it was Cameron Foster’s turn. But it’s poker night in Hater Town, USA tonight and the gang’s all queer.

The hubbies mix and mingle running a train on Tino, hitting his ass like it’s a piñata on game day. That didn’t keep Tino’s dick down as he decided the best thing to do was just ride it out.

[Watch Tino, Phenix, Cameron, Adam, & Aspen in “The Boy Next Door Part 3”]

as community piñata

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The animal head on the wall and Topher Dimaggio have the same look in their eyes. While the deer was caught by a hunter’s gun, Topher and Lucky Daniels got caught in a scene that should never have been shot.

They’re plenty of Topher haters out there. I am not one of them. When Topher Dimaggio is into the script, for example, Superman V. Batman, or into his co-star, ie: Will Braun in “Young Conservatives Part 2”, or into both, like NakedSword exclusive Bray Love and “Fame Game”, he shines. Today, he’s into none of those things and Lucky Daniels is right there with him. Literally.

Men.com dials the “str8 guy schtick” up into “Stealth Fuckers” territory where cheating is sexy and gay sex becomes a sordid act carried out behind the backs of others. In “Ride Part 2” today, Topher is a married man who first strikes out getting off at gay porn theater – as if, right? Lucky Daniels is his Uber driver who picks him up and wants to suck Topher’s dick while parked in front of Topher’s family home.

I get it. It’s not about the plot; it’s about the sex. But when the plot is this big a boner-killer, the sex that follows is going to be pretty tepid or today, downright cold. I don’t think Lucky was feeling very lucky about it either. Topher doesn’t just appear bored; he looks as pissed about having to be in this scene as he did in that G-d awful “The Married Bottom” with Dennis West.

Topher spends most of the scene trying to manufacture some enthusiasm and Lucky trying to produce a hard-on. By the time the fucking starts, the mechanics of pole in hole take over and both Topher and Lucky manage to deliver really the only two things watchable in the scene – a couple of pretty decent cum shots. TGIF.

[Watch Lucky Daniels and Topher Dimaggio in “Ride Part 2”]

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If an extended fuck from Diego Sans sounds like a great way to begin the week, just wait until you see it.

Though Men.com didn’t air “Cumming on Too Strong” with Diego and Erik Anders today just because it’s my birthday, the combination of Marc MacNamara directing Diego Sans is the gift that keeps on giving. Like a good birthday boy, I’m sharing it with the class.

Erick Anders says to his new Big Apple, straight roommate Diego, “I think I can help you with that. A man has needs.” Of course that sounds familiar; we hear it from Men.com in just about every scene. But fast forward through the first minute or so and end the pain. As he’s done with Diego and both Carter Dane and Jack Hunter in their early scenes, Marc MacNamara makes today’s nailing of Erik Anders in his third scene “appointment pornography”.

Diego looks incredibly hot with a full complement of hair on his tightly muscled body. Plus, that dick sticking out big and proud. Erik first sticks it down his throat then Diego makes his tongue disappear.

It’s certainly not about the plot today, or even the oral. This is an extended fuck fest with the positions and penetration shots from each one.

First riding on the counter, then bent over it, then pile driver, then side scissors, to finally missionary, the fucking starts before the half way point and never stops until Diego delivers another one of his explosive nuts that had me blowing out more than just birthday candles.

[Watch Erik Anders and Diego Sans in “Cumming on Too Strong”]

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We learn something today: just because a fuck position is new, it doesn’t mean it works.

You can tell by the title there’s nothing fresh about the plot: “My Wife Can’t Find Out Part One”.

JJ Knight and Wesley Woods are paired up at Men.com. They look great together. I wish I could say the same about the fucking.

JJ Knight has a fat, beautiful dick and knows how to use. Watching him plow that big meat into NakedSword exclusive Bray Love in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” was likely one of the reasons he’s now a Falcon Studios Group exclusive. Wesley Woods was also in “Fuck Me I’m Famous”, in the final scene where he and NakedSword exclusive Mickey Taylor left each other breathless and spent.

Husband JJ is making breakfast when his wife’s gay pal, Wesley, comes in the kitchen and helps himself to JJ’s breakfast sausage. As we’ve seen “Erect This” and a couple of scenes at NextDoorRaw, Wesley is quite the cocksmith with a very talented mouth. We see that again today. Once they start fucking, though, what we don’t see is much in the way of decent penetration.

Perhaps they were “saving” the close-ups for the side “Lay on your side and I’ll fuck you on the kitchen counter” position. Unfortunately, while novel, it’s not camera friendly.

JJ has a thick and long hole stretching hose. It’s a shame that was largely squandered today. The height of the kitchen counter proved to be an awkward, and likely uncomfortable albatross that got in the way of building up any real rhythm when it came time to fucking. While the scene definitely suffers from a lack of “pole in hole,” at least they got it right when it came to the cumshots.

[Watch JJ Knight and Wesley Woods in “My Wife Can’t Find Out Part One”]

 
 
Do you consider fucking in gay porn complete without some quality penetration footage or is that not a deal-breaker for you?

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Colton Grey’s new shade is actually blonde and Paddy O’Brian is actually with Massimo Piano in a Men.com doubleheader where they put the fucking ahead of the plot.

Men.com actually aired two scene in a row where no one has to be the designated “straight guy.” From across the pond, Paddy O’Brian deploys his thick, hairy dick on Massimo’s hole. Closer to home, Landon Mycles and Colten Grey are doing flips for each other.

We saw in the orgy finale of Superman V. Batman, just how hard tall and handsome Massimo Piano’s thick cock gets when he’s being pounded by Paddy O’Brian. Now, in “Language Barrier Part 1”, it’s just Paddy and Massimo. It needs nothing else.

O’Brian’s reign as one of the hottest men on the planet has been extended in this sexy, beautifully shot scene from Men.com’s European studio. Please. Sir, can I have some more? This is only the first part. Wish granted. Watch this scene then keep watching this blog.

[Watch Paddy O’Brian and Massimo Piano & Paddy O’Brian in “Language Barrier Part 1”]

 
Then this morning, Men.com served up Landon Mycles & Colton Grey in “Yours”

Colton Grey as a blonde? Admittedly, the idea doesn’t sound so great on paper but the finished product is pretty hot. Colton Grey is looking fine head to toe. With Landon Mycles today, he’s expanding his repertoire of sucking from every angle even from his Valentine’s Day acrobatic session with Rafael Alencar.

Not that a blonde Colton Grey or a headstand blowjob puts this in the same calibre as the scene between Paddy and Massimo. But he and Landon do something notable. The “white-boxed” set has spelt doom for the scenes shot there. Aside from neither one having to be straight, they also break the white-walled curse.

[Watch Landon Mycles & Colton Grey in “Yours”]

 
 
What do you think of Colton Grey as a blonde?

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Any guesses who made the homemade porn?

From Men.com’s Europen production arm comes the handsome Hector de Silva and Matt Anders who has eyes that match his balls: blue. But not for long.

Then our friends at Raging Stallion serves up some Cuban meets Puerto Rican heat with Armando De Armas using Max Gianni’s perfect bubble butt for target practice.

First up, “Language Barrier Part 3” with Matt Anders and Hector De Silva.

Hector de Silva is tall, dark, and leading man handsome. His scene with Paddy O’Brian where they were lusty stormtroopers in the finale of “Star Wars” is one of his best. Hector actually bent over for Will Braun in “Lost Boy” last time we saw him. Today, Hector is the leading man leading the charge in Matt Anders.

The term “piercing blue eyes” must have a picture of Matt Andera next to it. To say nothing of that high, round ass. Seeing big dicked Jay Roberts nail him in “Stealth Fuckers Part 9” was the only redeeming quality of that fiasco. Things go much better today. Much better and much messier.

[Watch Matt Anders and Hector De Silva in “Language Barrier Part 3]

 
On the flip side today, we have both a pre-bonus and a bonus scene from “I’d Hit That!” from Raging Stallion with Armando De Armas and Max Gianni.

After running into him at Miami Beach Gay Pride, I can tell you Armando de Armas is just as sexy in person. Max Gianni may have “fighter” inked to his left pec, but he’s a lover too. With an ass like that, how could he not be.

Armando and Max ran into each other last fall and moved things indoors where Armando’s dick ran into Max’s ass.

Things work out even better today where they didn’t have to worry about filming and instead, just concentrated on the fucking.

[Watch Armando De Armas & Max Gianni in “I’d Hit That!]

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Things are about to get very hairy on the blue screen.

As “X-Men: Apocalypse” hit the theaters next Thursday, at the stroke of midnight, “Wolverine – A Gay Porn Parody” will go live. We’ll be learning who else Men.com has cast in it over the next few days.

But this already has two big things going for it: Alter Sin is directing and Colby Keller is the star.

Just by putting Colby Keller in the lead, we’re already ahead. Adam Ramzi is far from the only man with a rich fantasy life starring Colby Keller. Only for Adam, that fantasy became a reality in “Fuck Me I’m Famous”

[Watch Adam Ramzi and Colby Keller in “Fuck Me I’m Famous” at NakedSword]

 
With “Gay of Thrones”, “Apocalypse”, and “Star Wars”, Men.com parodies have been hot and not. Then they hit their stride with “Batman V Superman” this spring. Was that a “one hot” wonder, or can they deliver again? The ingredients are there. If they follow suit, no pun intended, as they did with “Batman V Superman” by paying equal attention to the fucking and not just the story, they will be giving us a jump start on a hot summer.

As if additional reasons to be more excited about anything Colby Keller were necessary, here’s a big one.

He flipped with donkey-dicked Falcon Studios Group exclusive JJ Knight last week in “From Another Time” so we already know he can be a real animal …

[Watch Colby Keller & JJ Knight in “From Another Time”]

 
 
Who else will be in Wolverine? Will it live up to the hype or jump the shark?

Watch this blog!

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Over the past week, we have met the men of Men.com’s “X-Men – a XXX Porn Parody”. Today they’ve released the hardcore trailer and we know something else: Paddy O’Brian gets gangbanged in the finale.

Colby Keller, Brenner Bolton, Paul Cannon Mike De Marko, Landon Mycles, and Paddy O’Brian are the XXXMen.

Like “Star Wars”, “Batman V Superman”, and “Gay of Thrones”, X-Men is shot in letterbox format and directed by Alter Sin. Also like the previous parodies, there’s been plenty of bashing going on already. A parody, after all, by definition is a “deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.”

If you are looking for a faithful adaptation, yes, you are bound to be disappointed if you view them with your “ComicCon” hat on.

Looking at them as a porn fan first, at the least it’s not another “fucking my brother-in-law while my sister does my laundry” scenario.

For Paddy O’Brian fans, it’s been awhile since he got his ass fucked and even longer since he was gangbanged.

However, Connor Maguire remains the sole chosen one to get his dicked sucked by Paddy.

Watching Paddy chow down on a cock again wouldn’t really be a parody …

… that would be a miracle.

“X-Men – A XXX Porn Parody” premieres at midnight this Friday, May 27th

[Watch the full series at Men.com]

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Sean Cody actually pulled off a credible flip last night. Today, did these barebacking boyfriends, a Roman, a lawyer, Markie More, and Alex Mecum mix it up or mess it up?

When flips happen because they both want to give and get, it can be porn magic. Remember when Ryan Rose’s ass inspired Jacob Peterson’s inner fucker?

Today, we’re looking at three flips from Men.com, NextDoorWorld, and GuysInSweatpants. Technically, they all pulled it off. But which one got you off?

First, Alex Mecum and Roman Todd in “Tongue Punch” from Men.com

So Roman Todd’s girlfriend broke up with him because he can’t eat pussy. Perfect premise for a gay porn scene eh? So naturally, he’d turn to a gay guy for remedial lessons.

I am a big Alex Mecum fan but at times both he and Roman seemed as uncomfortable in the scene itself as they did in the gay-glo underwear foisted on them.

Roman isn’t exactly rock hard when Alex is fucking him. When it’s Alex’s turn to get fucked though, he’s flagpole stiff and ends up with two loads on that sexy, bristled chest.

[Watch Roman Todd & Alex Mecum in “Tongue Punch”]

 
Next up, we have Dylan Knight & Markie More in “Pro-Boner” from NextDoorWorld

Seems Markie is in a legal pickle, no job, no money, and facing jail time. The cue for the “bong-chicha-bong-bong” is when he says to lawyer Dylan regarding his attorney fees, “I’m willing to do anything.” As it would happen, Dylan and his boyfriend are having a rough patch at home. Timing is everything.

After swapping hummers, Markie takes quite a reverse cowboy ride on Dylan, hard dick and all. Is Dylan that great a top or is Markie that good a bottom?

Markie has a beautiful body and watching him fuck is a beautiful thing. When Dylan says, “fuck that dick feels good,” I don’t think it’s because that line was in the script. It was because of it was true.

[Watch Dylan Knight & Markie More in “Pro-Boner”]

 
For final consideration, Austin and Jaxx and in “Boyfriend Love” from GuysInSweatpants

As the title would suggest, hung newcomers Austin and Jaxx are a real life couple. Shooting couples can be problematic. Often unresolved issues from home can destroy the chemistry on the set. Not the case today. They only destruction is what they willingly do to each other’s holes with a pair of big meaty dicks.

Even without the title, the fact these are real boyfriends is obvious in not just what they do to each other, but how to do it exactly in those ways they know they will push each other buttons big time.

As of the welcome display of diversity wasn’t enough, there is a sexual generosity that manifests itself in power-fucking, cum eating, and a creampie finish.

[Watch Austin and Jaxx and in “Boyfriend Love”]

 
 
OK, time to vote. I included Sean and Dean’s flip from last night which you can evaluate here.

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Whether you love to hate it or hate to love it, “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” is here.

Along with “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody” comes GaySuperHero.com, the new home for this series as well as Batman V. Superman, Gay of Thrones, Star Wars, and Apocalypse.

As we’ve seen from unveiling the cast and releasing the hardcore trailer where Paddy O’Brian gets gangbanged in the finale, Men.com knows how to roll out a series. When Part One goes live at midnight tonight, we’ll find what this is a parody of — the movie — or gay porn.

Some plusses. Playing Wolverine and Cyclops are two of best in the business: Colby Keller and Brenner Bolton. Combine that with Alter Sin’s direction and there’s potential for the most important element: putting more emphasis on the actual sex than the actual story.

Speaking of stories, as they did with Batman V Superman, they’ve generated a big boy’s comic strip version as well …

But, in true Men.com style, Wolverine and Cyclops are playing straight even when the title includes the word “XXX Gay Porn Parody”. Men.com, a parody is by nature, a spoof. Liberties will be taken and this is one you should have. But as for the XXX part of the title, we have our first look:

You’d have to be more than superhuman to resist Brenner Bolton’s ass – you’d have to be dead.

Fortunately, Colby Keller is very much alive to suck on Brenner’s nips as Brenner rides him helicopter style.

The other thing we know from the previews, Brenner gets a face full from Colby at the end. I sure hope his visor is jizz proof. Does cum in the eye burn just as bad when you only have one? Will “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody – Part 1” just suck — or manage to suck the cum out of you too? We’ll know at midnight. Watcch this blog!

[Watch Brenner Bolton and Colby Keller in “X-MEN A XXX Gay Porn Parody Part 1”]

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Some much porn, so little time. Joining Alex on this Foreplay Thursday are Blake Mitchell, Casey Tanner, & Grayson Lange, Jordan Belfort, Brendan Phillips, and a new slice of straight, Brazilian beef.

One our lineup today: Alex and Brendan get the pairing up they deserve. Jordan gets opened by Papa Huge. Finally, a man of color. And Blake Mitchell big’s beautiful dick gets had by all.

Bad casting ruined the last scenes for both Alex Mecum and Brendan Phillips. See for yourself what a difference chemistry makes today,
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 
How did newcomer Jordan Belfort like getting spread open by muscle daddy Myles Landon? Hard cocks spit, but they don’t lie.
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 
Tall, and tan, and dark, and horny …
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 
A split-roasting twink fest with likes of Blake Mitchell, Casey Tanner, & Grayson Lange. What could go wrong? Nothing!
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

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Muscles, big dicks, the A-Team, foreigners, and barebackers.

Monday in Man Land:

Tegan Zayne trades on his assets.

Even Austin Wilde calls Ross “a cumdump.”

Gerald is mouth-watering front and back. Hector De Silva flips over Dato Fotland.

First up: “Ride It” with Tegan Zayne and Austin Wolf

Guess what kind of payment plan they came up with?

[Watch Tegan Zayne & Austin Wolf in “Ride It” at Hot House]

 
 
Followed by: “Ross the Cumdump”

An Austin Wilde POV creampie anyone?

[Watch Austin Wilde & Ross “Ross the Cumdump” at GuysInSweatpants]

 
 
Very notably: Gerald

I will take one in every color.

[Watch Gerald at ChaosMen]

 
 
Since men like these are never least: Dato Fotland and Hector De Silva in “Please Stay”

Dato Foland and Hector De Silva together. You’re welcome.

[Watch Dato Foland and Hector De Silva in in “Please Stay” at Men.com]

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So much for a sleepy Tuesday. Wesley Woods, Adam Ramzi, Sam Truitt, Justin Owen, Zander Craze, and Damon Heart are a few familiar faces mixing it up but you have to meet the meat of Aquiles Paris.

Not a bad day in Man Land. Darius Ferdynand starts a game of “Truth or Dare.” Who would have guessed Wesley Woods and Adam Ramzi would be so fucking hot together? What requires no guesswork is what happens when Justin Owens gets a crack at Sam Truitt’s donkey dick. And then things get raw.

Flex is dark, built, and has an ass that had me at hello. Aquiles Paris has the heavy, curved dick of a porn star attached to a face that belongs in a pricey cologne ad. Everyone is a winner here. Especially Flex.
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 

What could have ben just “another day at the orifice” for Wesley Woods and Adam Ramzi turned out to be a passion filled flip that brought out Wesley Wood’s inner top.
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 

Seeing what a dick-pigged Sam Truitt use his nine inches turned Justin Owen into today is some unexpectedly not-so-twinky action from Helix. We approve.
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

 

You get a fuck! And you get a fuck! And you get a fuck! And no ones gets a condom.
[Watch the trailer & view the gallery]

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A Tuesday Cockumentary. Big, thick, cut, uncut, new, bushy, clippered, and bare.

Flex makes a ginger snap out of JP Dubois. Brian Bonds and a bare bear.

Little Tommy Regan is one buffed out bottom. Calvin Banks cocks Justin Owen’s world.

Let’s get to work.

 
First up today a very hot, sensual flip with Flex Extreme and JP Dubois from “Truth or Dare Part 3” from Men.com

Flex Extreme is one smoking hot Spanish man. JP Dubois, our favorite British ginger. JP is also known as one of best bottoms around. Like we saw with Jack King and Jacob Peterson at Falcon last week, incredible chemistry and exceptionally hot men lay the foundation for flip that had to happen. Like today. Just watch.

[Watch Flex Extreme and JP Dubois’ full movie]

 
 
Next we have Brian Bonds making his debut on BreedMeRaw with Luke Harrington

When we spoke exclusively to Brian Bonds right after becoming a free agent and no longer a Falcon Studios Group exclusive, he told us, “There will be more people who are going to love what I do than there will be those who hate it. I’m done playing the line.” What he was talking about are bareback scenes like these. BreedMeRaw set him up for success. They paired him with hairy, hung, dirty daddy that throws a deep fuck. Brian’s rock hard cock while he’s getting slammed speaks for itself.

[Watch Brian Bonds & Luke Harrington’s full movie]

 
 
Moving onto Newcomer Vincent James moving into Tommy Regan in “Cock For Breakfast” from GayRoom

This “Cock For Breakfast” is almost like two newcomers, not just Vincent James.

I always think of Tommy Regan as a hot little bottom. A pit stop at the Sword’s Pornback Machine™ makes it clear he’s still a hot bottom but check out how buffed out he’s gotten. He’s been hitting the weights hard. If Vincent can hit his ass that hard, we got ourselves a scene. And if you like your guys with thick dicks on tight bodies, you got yourself a new hottie in Vincent.

[Watch Tommy Regan & Vincent James’ full movie]

 
 
Last and most by any stretch of the imagination, Justin Owen & Calvin Banks in “Enjoying Calvin’s Cum” from Helix

Last time it was big Sam Truitt. Today it’s colossal Calvin Banks. Did Justin Owen leave Randy Blue to become a Helix exclusive in just to get fucked by huge dicks like these? Good move, Justin. Helix calls this a, “highly anticipated and smoking hot cock-knocker with the best chemistry captured on screen. What say you?

[Watch Justin Owen & Calvin Banks’ full movie]

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Yesterday we learned Paddy O’Brian is cumming to America too. Today we learned who will be cumming to America first though. It’s not Paddy. It’s not XL as Nick Fury. And who is the Black Panther?

[Updated – June 22, 2016]
Men.com continues to fill in the cast of “Captain America – A Gay Porn XXX Parody” with an excellent choice.

Today we learned in addition to being in our Hottest Cock in Gay Porn contest, XL will be playing Nick Fury.

They also released a picture of the Black Panther …

Any guesses who is behind that mask?

We did learn one other thing today. Who will be fucking Alex “Steve Rogers Mecum” in the premiere June 25th,

Tall, hung, and sexy Jay Roberts will the first one cumming to America

Who is the Black Panther? Will Paddy O’Brian bottom again? What are casting surprises are in store?

Watch this blog!

[Updated – June 21, 2016] Whether you like the end result or not, one thing you can’t deny is that Men.com knows how to roll-out a super-hero series. The other thing is when they include Paddy O’Brian, his scenes are often the hottest. Case in point, the Paddy O’Brian and Hector De Silva Express Train they ran on Luke Adams in Star Wars XXX immediately followed by the full storm trooper orgy.

[Watch Paddy O’Brian, Hector DeSilva & Luke Adams in the Star Wars XXX finale]

Who else will be in “Captain America?” Who will do what to whom? Will Paddy actually suck some dick again?

Watch this blog!

 
[Original Post – June 20, 2016]

“I love chest hair, face hair, broad shoulders, tapered waist, ripped up … ” says Charlie Pattinson. In other words, he loves guys just like Alex Mecum and Men.com is making that happen.

Dark blonde hair, green eyes and a seven inch cut cock on his 5’10” frame are some of the charms Charlie Pattinson brings to the Men.com as their newest exclusive. Although he identified as straight during his solo at Randy Blue back in 2014, Charlie Pattinson 2.0 returns to the blue screen as a top with some very definite ideas of what he likes: masculine men who are built but not afraid to show their sensitive side.

Charlie’s first scene will indeed be with Alex Mecum.

It premieres on Men.com this Thursday, June 23.

[Watch Charlie Pattinson and Alex Mecum at Men.com]

 
Speaking of Alex Mecum, his role in the scene has a name …

…Steve Rogers as he plays Captain America in Men.com latest super hero-parody.

Is Charlie Pattinson UP for fucking Captain America?

We’ll find out Thursday!

See you then!

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Alex “Captain America” Mecum pulls a Brexit with Jay Roberts because he needs to get fucked by that big British dick too. Only this union look like it could be for keeps.

One thing that distinguished “Captain America” from the other Men.com gay porn parodies is that in addition to some of their best casting yet, “Captain America” also opens with their hottest scene yet. The chemistry between Alex Mecum and Jay Roberts translates into one steamy flip. Could Men.com have finally realized they need to pay as much attention to the sex as to the story?

If you are seeking a faithful blue screen adaptation adaptation of a mainstream big-budget instant classic, you are bound to be disappointed. But if you are looking for a riff on a flick intertwined with some hot men fucking and sucking like Alex and Jay, “Captain America” might just please even some of parody haters out there.

As for the horrendous wig on Paddy O’Brian as Winter Soldier, no I am with you there. That’s not a bad choice, that’s a crime. Joining Captain Alex Mecum in letterbox format and Alter Sin’s direction are , XL as Nick Fury, the still a mystery Black Panther, and today, Jay Roberts as Agent 13.

The same week the real movie was released, #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend garnered over 176,000 tweets. While Alex and Jay, I mean Captain America and Agent 13, might not be the answer to their prayers, the passion between the two of them doesn’t necessarily rule out that possibility.

Jay and Alex are both handsome, big dicked studs and look f-i-n-e fine together. The Captain takes the Agent first and the Agent responds will a full dick at full tilt. Just look at that meat swing. Alex wanted more than watching a swinging dick though. He wanted it inside him.

One Brexit flip fuck cumming up. It’s not often you see both parts of the flip with parallel off-the-hook intensity. Alex and Jay are two very skilled tops and bottoms and none of that, nor one inch of those big dicks, goes to waste. “Captain America” premieres at midnight tonight.

[Watch Alex Mecum & Jay Roberts in the “Captain America” Premiere]

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Are Dennis West and a trip to Daddy Land a cure for Paul Canon’s motor-moth blues?

What Paul Canon does with his holes made him a gay porn star. What has come out of his mouth has made for headlines. Paul has been making more of the former than the latter lately. Does he have a new, more evolved attitude to match the new haircut? Will he attract new fans if he puts some distance with his old, divisive ways? He got one new fan today. Dennis West.

“Turning Point” is the name of the new series at Men.com. In Part 1, with lines like, “a mouth is a mouth – just get off and go” and “fine, just no more kissing,” the plot sure isn’t a turning point. Couple things are different, though. In addition to what they’re saying, we also hear what they’re are thinking. Which given the cast, that could have been a problem. Not today.

Another thing that’s different today is the casting. As Dean of the Dads at Men.com, Dennis West mixing it up with the young, dumb, and hung is pretty commonplace. Not so much with Paul. It’s been since last summer he played sonny boy to a bearded Colby Jansen. But just look at him go. Paul Canon is a natural.

The net result of that blowjob was Dennis more than ready to fuck. Bent over, extended riding, then on his back, Paul ends up with two loads on his stomach and a new found respect for his elders.

[Watch Paul Canon & Dennis West in “Turning Point Part 1”]

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Nine cum lovers, furry foreigners, rough and raw, and the ball of the wild.

Colton Grey & Luke Adams flip in the jungle.

Helmet Huxley, Jerome Exupery, and Hoyt Kogan meet six other thirsty boys.

Mario Domenech gets hung up on Gabriel Taurus. Nico fucked Antonio Miracle so hard, they broke the bed.

Your “Porn on the Forth of July” Weekend has begun.

First up, the first the scene from “Tarzan : A Gay XXX Parody” with Colton Grey & Luke Adams from Men.com

In our first glimpse of Diego Sans as Tarzan, he is as visually stunning as the Costa Rica rain forest this was filmed in. Colton, Luke, and Tobias had an on-board explosion and were unknowingly rescued by Tarzan. As Tobias goes off to explore the jungle, Luke and Colton explore each others holes in a flip fuck that someone was watching through the trees. Is that a Tarzan yell we hear?

[Watch Colton Grey & Luke Adam in the full “Tarzan : A Gay XXX Parody Part 1” scene]

 
Next and jizziest, times nine: “The Last Summer in Greece” from BelAmi

Helmet Huxley, Jerome Exupery, and Hoyt Kogan are on the beach in Mykonos when they run into “a bevy of Greek Gods” who you might recognize as Marc Ruffalo, Roald Ekberg, Marcel Gassion, Adam Archuleta, Brian Jovovich, and Robin Michaux. Pretty soon their big dicks run into each other mouths then what cum isn’t swallowed, runs down their chins. Tomorrow in Part 2, they are running anal interference on each other,

[Watch the full “The Last Summer in Greece” scene]

 
Now we jump to foreign shores with Mario Domenech & Gabriel Taurus in “Men of Madrid” from Raging Stallion

Mario Domenech is a furry cock hound who calls Gabriel Taurus for a dick fix. Did he every ring the right numero. As we saw when sucked Tegan Zayne while he fucked him silly, Gabriel likes another hairy man and has plenty of moves to surprise them with. Today it was a standing 69. When it was Mario’s turn to bust a move, he played cum-catcher as Gabriel’s busted his nut.

[Watch Mario Domenech & Gabriel Taurus in their full “Men of Madrid” scene]

 
Finally “Nico and Antonio Miracle” from Tim Tales

As one of the designated power-bottoms at TimTales, the elasticity of Antonio Miracle’s hole have been tested by the biggest and the best. Today they get tested by one of the thickest, newcomer Nico. Nico is the silent type that gets ruthless in bed and fucks you till the bed breaks and then till dawn.

[Watch the full “Nico and Antonio Miracle” scene]

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When it comes to playing Men.com’s Family Feud home edition, Garrett Cooper still has ten steps to go. If Colby Jansen left anything for the rest of them that is.

Garret Cooper, at 160 twinky pounds on his 6’1″ frame as been put through a lot at Men.com. Last time, he survived his step-brother. He’s survived a pre-felonious Jarec Wentworth. He’s survived the Amish. He survived Diego Sans’ top knot phase.

When it came to Andrew Stark and their scene in the Men.com and NakedSword Originals’ co-production of “The Biggest Catch” he did much more than just survive. He thrived. And he does again today with Colby Jansen in “Family Secrets Part 1.”

Garrett Cooper is playing a journalism student investigating a crime in his own family. A crime that involves something bigger than playing butt boy to your own step-dad on the family pool table. Men.com must think we think that Colby being his step-dad makes this hotter. Think again.

What makes today’s scene work isn’t the plot. It’s the chemistry. Or in the case above, Colby having a family dinner.

Colby is fucking Garrett for the complete second half of the movie and Garrett is rock hard the entire time. Good boy. Garret rides himself to his climax, spurting all over Colby. Then with Garrett’s fresh load dripping down him, Colby stands a fires off a facial in Garrett’s adoring, adorable, and open mouth.

[Watch Colby Jansen and Garrett Cooper and Colby Jansen in “Family Secrets” Part 1]

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If you still haven’t put your dick away from the last Diego Sans’s scene in “Tarzan”, don’t bother. Just get more lube.

“I hate parodies.” “I know Men.com will fuck this up.” “Are you crazy? This looks like crap!” Well, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. One from Diego Sans. One from director Marc MacNamara. And one from me. We told ya so.

The Diego Sans and Tobias scene last week was as close to gay porn perfection as many of us had seen in a good long time. Tonight’s orgy looks to be right there with it. At least.

Luke Adams and Colton Grey from the first scene are back to join Tobias and Diego. Together, they become the magnificent four. What we’ll see tonight at midnight is likely to be the kind of “appoint pornography” that makes you bite your lip in anticipation.

It’s a quartet of sexy men forming a perfect sexual union deep in the Costa Rican jungle by going even deeper into each other in a visually and sexually incredible way.

How deep?

This deep. And this is just the preview. The rest we’ll see tonight. Watch this blog!

[Watch the “Tarzan A Gay XXX Parody Part 3” feature]

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