Holy Pop-Tart, Batman! Take your first look at the trailer and find out how it all got started.

Timing is everything and everything includes gay porn.

“During a marketing meeting we were discussing how some mainstream stars have released sex tapes and we thought the ultimate gay sex tape would be from Justin Bieber,” Men.com market director Christian Boucher told The Huffington Post.

[Update] September 30

We already knew Wesley Woods would be part of the series. Today we learned that Tobias will be fucking Johnny in the first scene.

From Men.com: Johnny Rapid is The Pop Star; the girls want him, and the guys want to be him. After a revealing photo shoot, Johnny uses his connections to find the hottest hook-up in Hollywood: Tobias. Johnny knows what he wants and how to get it! Tobias fits his perfect lips around his cock, and after eating him out he slides his dick into that entitled superstar hole for a good fucking.

[Watch Johnny Rapid & Tobais in “Pop Star” scene one]

 
[Update 2] September 29

“We also thought that the perfect partner for him would be his equivalent in the gay porn world – Johnny Rapid. While Justin Bieber identifies as straight, he has a huge queer following who’d be thrilled to see him having sex with another man.”

Can’t fight that logic … especially since they got it from the Beibs himself …

 
“Pop Star: A Gay XXX Parody” is what would have happened if Justin had yes to Johnny’s offer. Men.com is still playing it pretty close to the vest when it comes to actual scene itself. But today we learned that Wesley Woods will be a part of it

 
Here’s there softcore trailer

“Pop Star: A Gay XXX Parody” premieres Friday at midnight EST.

 
[Original Post] September 28

Since it’s a little early for Halloween, “Pop Star: A Gay XXX Parody” has been created by Men.com to usher in the month of October. Visually, Johnny Rapid does a pretty good riff of Justin Beiber. Here’s hoping the sex scenes deliver – no one wants needs another riff on gay porn.

They pulled it off with “Tarzan” and then again with “Fuckemon Go”. Men.com seems to be figuring a gay porn parody needs to more about the porn and less about the parody.

With only a couple cryptic preview images so far, there’s not much to go by … yet.
When the images of the Beibs first appears last January, you may recall there was a bit of pushback from Team Justin on the alleged PhotoShopping done to his images.

Despite the fact that the odometer on Johnny’s hole must register more miles at this point than the combined total of the retired fleet of space shuttles, he’s been looking pretty fresh lately.

[Watch Sam Truitt and Johnny Rapid in “Fauxtographer” at Men.com]

 
[Watch Johnny Rapid, Will Braun and Adam Bryant in “Fuckemon Go : A Gay XXX Parody” at Men.com]

 
But after 166 scenes and counting, “Gang Bang Johnny” still has a few pops left in him.
[Watch “I’m Leaving You Part 5” with Johnny, Rafael, Travis, and Sergeant]
If you a need a pop sooner rather than later …

 
Johnny Rapid [The Sword archive]   [His 166 scenes at Men.com]

Men.com has also figured out the art of the tease. They’ll be releasing more images during the course of this week. Watch this blog.

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Then again, with Rafael Alencar doing the topping, Brandon didn’t have much choice.

Brandon Evans has come a long way from his Broke Straight Boys days despite them being not that long ago. Lately, he’s been taking it raw at Bromo. He offered his ass for butt pong at Dude Dorm. Through it all, he always portrayed the reluctant bottom. That boy has left the building.

Rafael Alencar has a lot to dish out. Today in “The Third Wheel Part 1”, Brandon took it all. And gladly.

Not that there’s any direct correlation with Brandon’s hot stint as the butt boy of the day, but with his body hair grown out, he’s become one sexy, furry piece of ass. Unfortunately, Men.com reaches into the “straight couple” looking to experiment trope again. Brandon and Rafael actually pull it off far better than most. The same can be said for the sex.

 
Thankfully, the fish factor leaves the scene and soon Rafael’s mammoth dick is being very well acquainted with the back of Brandon’s throat. Rafael bends him over and opens up Brandon’s hole to prepare for the coming invasion. By the time Brandon’s on his back, Rafael is doing the one handed jab-and-stab with Brandon’s dick at full mast for the occasion.

 
Rafael’s body is as stiff as his dick as he takes Brandon’s hole from the top, from the side, and finally on his back. The load Papa Rafa fucks out Brandon shoots all the way to his upper pecs as Rafael’s fat, uncut hose streams his nut right on top.

[Watch Brandon Evans & Rafael Alencar in “The Third Wheel Part 1” at Men.com]

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“In criminalizing sex work, you only make it more dangerous.” ~Leo Sweetwood

We have been following the legal soap opera of the RentBoy case and its former CEO, Jeffrey Hurant, since the website was seized in August of 2105. Charges were ultimatly dropped against the “RentBoy Six” and as we reported on Friday, Jeffrey Hurant reached a plea deal.

Exactly how the RentBoy case ever came to be under the crosshairs of the US Department of Justice may never know. Our friends across the pond are grappling with the same question. GayTimesUK will be featuring an article on the topic this Friday. Weighing in is the very American Leo Sweetwood.

Leo shared a preview of the article that appears below on his twitter:

The full article deserves to a place on your reading list.

 
And for the full Leo Sweetwood, he always deserves a place on viewing list:

Brand new today from Men.com, Dennis West calls Leo, “someone young, dumb, and full of cum.” While Leo has a different term of endearment, “Call Me Daddy”.

 
Then there was the time Leo and Bray Love has that steamy outdoor flip fuck in the final of “Summer of Sweat” from NakedSword Originals.

 
And who could forget about the major loads resulting from his flip in “#Workout” with Dylan Knight

[NakedSword Originals: #Workout, Ep. 2]

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The gay porn family feud just got real.

Usually, the gay porn family feud is more like “Secrets & Lies”, it begins and ends with the male relations. Leave it to Men.com eh? Credited as Dora Sans, Diego’s sis adds a brief, but pretty hilarious touch to “Only in Secret”.

As for Chris Harder and Diego Sans, they provide the hair, the cock, and the cum. And plenty of each.

This ain’t Dora’s first time at the rodeo.
Her first cameo was in “Stealth Fuckers Part 8” with Diego and Paul Canon.

 
Today’s scene is like mats of hair on Diego and Chris: lush and visually stunning. Like any Marc MacNamara and Diego Sans collaboration, in addition to something new, in today’s case, the flying-buttress hummer, the esthetics along with everything else is very on point. Just like the sex.

 
Typical Men.com fare. Diego is *wink wink* straight but becomes suddenly less so with the right inspiration. In this case, that would be Chris Harder.

 
From the oral to the anal, and unlike Chris’ holes, your fast forward button will get a rest today too. Chris rides himself to a huge nut that pelts down on Diego’s chest. And while I never tire of a now patented Diego Sans epic facial, today he fires his load up and into Chris’ fur. Chris doesn’t waste a drop.

[Watch Chris Harder, Dora Sans & Diego Sans in “Only in Secret” at Men.com

 
 
Though I think it worked today, I am generally not a big fan of female roles in gay porn. What about you?

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This ain’t the stories we heard as kids. But these versions are much more appropriate for bedtime.

He was part of the Randy Blue bareback exodus but relax gay porn fans, Kurtis Wolfe is alive and well, fucking and sucking for Men.com.

And he has company. Big company.

Arad Winwin has expanded from NextDoor and is also making his Men.com debut in “Hairy Tales”.

Once upon a time …

Fairy tales to “Hairy Tales”. Ok, that works. But I do think it would work even better if any of the men of “Hairy Tales” actually had some hair. Fortunately, there’s no red cape either. We’ll call it a wash.

The first scene went up yesterday with Luke Adams living up to the name of “Red Rides”. He encounters Big Bad “What A Big Cock You Have” Kurtis Wolfe. One thing is for sure, Kurtis hasn’t forgotten how to fuck a tail.

 
Today’s “Hairy Tales” does, in fact, take place in woods. Well, Arad takes his place in Wesley Woods and Will Braun.

With their legs, at least we have some hair today. Wesley and Will have tailored Arad with a form-fitting suit out of magical invisible fabric. Wouldn’t you know it? It doesn’t quite fit.

However, when it comes to Arad fitting his cock down the throats and up the asses of Will and Wesley, just like the actual sex in the scene, it’s on point.

[Watch Will Braun, Wesley Woods, & Arad Winwin in “Hairy Tales” part two]

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Considering the doctor aboard the USS Enterprise was named “Bones,” this “intergalactic jizz orgy” was just a matter of time.

The original “Star Trek” debuted back in September of 1966. But it took 50 years and the feature film “Star Trek Beyond” to reveal Mr. Sulu was gay. Now that the word is out, Men.com has pounced with their blue screen version, “Star Trek : A Gay XXX Parody”.

This s the all-male, gay porn version that no doubt, someone fans had only been able to imagine for half a century. Until today.

Manning the USS Enterprise are; Jordan Boss (Spock), Brendan Patrick (Scottie), Rod Peterson (Kirk), Jack Hunter (Bones), Donny Forza (Chekov), Micah Brandt (Uhura), and Henier (Sulu).

Men.com eased us into with the SFW trailer over the weekend

“Star Trek : A Gay XXX Parody” debuts with Part 1 today.

Spock and Captain Kirk argue their way through a daring rescue mission.

 
Once the ship is steadied and safe from harm …

 
… the crew celebrates the best way they know how.

 
Let the intergalactic jizz orgy begin.

[Watch “Star Trek : A Gay XXX Parody” part one]

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Get DP’d at The Sword. Today in Daily Porn; new names, new faces, big muscles, and elastic holes.

So many scenes, so little time. Introducing The Sword’s Daily Porn: this and that from here and there to get you where you need to be … wiping up your load after you bust it.

We’ll be updating the post as the dick candy comes in. Watch for the changing cover.

With two on the dick deck ready to go, let’s get to work.

First up, Rocke Rathburne & Jordan Boss from Men.com

If the hunk looks familiar but the name doesn’t, he’s played the name game more than most in a short time. In September, he was Rocke at Str8Chaser. In October, he was Rocke at ActiveDuty and Ronin at ChaosMen. Around Halloween, he appeared as Mike Rathburne at Raw Casting before being rechristened again today by Men.com as Rocke Rathburne.

As for today, seems as though, Jordan Boss scared Rocke’s girlfriend away by giving her man a hummer. Yes Men.com, plot detention for that nonsense. But with the fish on the fly, Jordan gets on Rocke’s dick and finishes what he started.

 
 
Then we have Chandler Mason & Wes Campbell from Helix.

After that scorcher of a three-way where he and Blake Mitchell dp’d Logan Cross raw last week, today Helix shows us where Wes Cambell’s gay porn journey began in this scene with Chandler Mason. “The sight of Chandler sopping in his own semen sets off a chain reaction and Campbell can’t hold back; icing the kid’s cake like it’s his birthday with a major cream pie.” Delicious.

 
 
Lucky number three is Bobby Effy getting his cherry plucked by Sean Costin at GayHoopla.

To chase the Monday blue’s away, let’s take a moment to appreciate the beauty in the ass-scape of Bobby (on the left) and Sean.

Bobby Effy is a smooth Canuck addicted to two sweet things: maple syrup & jerking off. No wonder his intro solo was a two-parter. And so is his intro to fucking. Today’s we have the jizz-filled second part where we also get a rare treat these days: the human muscle-slab known as Sean Costin gives his hole a rest today and takes his aggression out of Bobby’s cherry.

 
 
Runding out the day, amongst other things, Ashley Ryder & his toy box from CazzoClub.

Ashley Ryder’s motto is always to go further than others and push the boundaries of his lusty depravity. Today, with a little help from man and machine, he’s pushing steadily forward in many way. After picking up the giant blue dildo from the dirty floor of a Berlin warehouse, he eventually makes it completely disappear inside his ass lips while his other lips snack on his load.

 
 
That’s it for today, guys. See you tomorrow when it will be time to “Get DP’d at The Sword” all over again.

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It was just a little poking around behind a corporate firewall and next thing you know, the Feds are cumming.

“Hacker” premieres today from Men.com and unlike yesterday, no premise detention today. Darin Silvers plays the Federal agent dispatched to bring the “Hacker”, played by Leo Fuentes, down to headquarters. What Leo gets down to his first is his knees. Then on his back.

Justice will have to wait. The only thing that gets liberated today is two big loads.

Darin Silvers isn’t a little twink anymore. Even though today is not the day, it’s time for him to get that beefy ass fucked again. I’m glad he deleted his beard too. He’s looking pretty fine.

 
Letting the hair on the sides of his head, and especially his brows, take a vacation from the trimmers was an overdue move on Leo Fuentes part. And a very successful one. He looks fantastic today, like a Cybersocket Web Award nominee for Best Newcomer should.

 
Leo learned something else today: you can’t cntrl+alt+delete away a load when it’s been fucked out of you no what matter what a good “Hacker” you are.

[Watch Leo Fuentes & Darin Silvers in “Hacker”]

 
 
[See all of Leo Fuentes’ scenes]  [See all of Darin Silver’s scenes]

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Foreign fuckers, cum slurping, diversity, and a Hump Day WTF.

A new ginger with an arrest warrant.

Two uncut cocks in a tearoom.

A cum-loving man of color.

And an egregious hairline hazard zone.

Or as we like to call it, The Sword’s Daily Porn.

Starting things off today, are Lance Taylor & Blake Barnes from NextDoorRaw

Lance Taylor, as we have seen before, is one talented bottom. Blake Barnes is a faded ginger with one pretty dick. This is his first scene from a decent studio and there’s some potential there to work with. NextDoorRaw is up to their usual plot craziness. Blake is burglar. Lance is a lawyer. Hotel hijinks. Let the barebacking begin.

 
 
From across the pond, Logan Moore & Brute from UKHotJocks

After “International Playboys” & “Wild Weekend” Brute couldn’t stay stateside forever. Back to the UK and for what a reason, being teamed up with the Great Dane himself, Logan Moore. Logan and Brute skip the apps and meet up the old-fashioned way, comparing their uncut dicks at a public urinal. Like Ken Rodeo and Ryan Rose before him, Logan didn’t tell Brute to piss off either.

 
 
Behind door number three, are Tyler Smith & Zach Douglas from GayHoopla

Tyler brought along a dildo for his GayHoopla debut. Of course, it was even hotter when Brady Corbin and Collin “Nine-inch” Simpson plied him with the real thing. But as we saw both times, there is nothing more Tyler loves than slurping up a big, wet load. Today, Zach was more than happy hydrate his bottom.

 
 
Last and for today, least, Evan Marco & Dennis West from Men.com

Evan along with Dennis are both Sean Cody alums. Today they’re paired up in a scene fittingly titled “Then And Now”. Now I understand why Evan Marco was wearing a hat at Bromo the other day. What I don’t understand he got talked into this comb bang combo. Or if he thought it looked good, why no one talked him out of it. Ironically, I think he’d be rather he’d be pretty handsome with a shaved head. Happy Hump Day.

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Hunky Trevor Long stuffs Colton Grey like a Thanksgiving turkey then feeds him dessert.

He began his porn career as Damien West in half a dozen scenes for NextDoorWorld. In October, he was rechristened Trevor Long and appeared a couple of times on DickDorm. But it the next month on Bromo it got some attention. Especially with his scene with Tobias that we looked at a few weeks ago.

Today, Trevor makes his Men.com debut along with Colton Grey in “Home Service”.

Name changes notwithstanding, this is a bit of an unusual trajectory as usually porn stars start in condom shoots then crossover to bareback. Trevor Long is doing the opposite. And he’s set up for success. Marc MacNamara directed this scene and there’s a unique and particular sexually infused elegance unique to his scenes. Including this one.

 
In “Home Service”, Trevor long has nabbed an elusive NYC apartment lease for himself and roommate Colton. Of course, that means Home = Homo and the servicing that gets done starts with Colton deep throat.

 
Like any tiny shoebox masquerading as a dwelling in the city, you have to stuff things wherever you can. That means Trevor’s dick deep inside Colton’s other hole. And while I don’t know if Trevor and Colton got around to getting a pumpkin pie in the middle of a move, we do know that Colton’s face got plenty of whipped cream.

[Continue with Colton & Trevor in “Home Service”]

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Now that your regular holiday shopping is done, Connor Maguire, Jordan Levine, Alex Mecum, & Jacob Peterson and handful of other hot fuckers will help you take a load off. Or maybe two. Literally.

Like we said in our Black Friday/Cyber Monday Specials with 40+ of the years’ best deals in gay porn. Now that you are crossing everyone else off your gift list, take a moment and indulge your dick. You’re just in time to take advantage the best porn deals of the year and some of the better scenes we’ve seen in a while. Black Friday, maybe, but blue balls, not today.

Starting our tour today is Brenner Bolton, Connor Maguire, & Jordan Levine for Men.com

First, it was Trevor Long and now, the hunky Jordan Levine does the reverse crossover from bareback in a helluva Men.com debut. They sure set him up for success. Not only is he directed by Marc MacNamara, his playmates today are the bottom’s botton, Brenner Bolton, and looking extra ginger-licious today, Connor Maguire. Somehow, Brenner winds up crashing at Connor’s place and both Connor and Jordan spit-roast Brenner right through to Cyber Monday. If this is what “The Boyfriend Experience” is all about, all aboard.

 
 
Meanwhile, In Sin City, there’s Alex Mecum and Jacob Peterson for Falcon

Jacob & Alex are both beautiful men who are incomparably hot together. While Ryan Rose, Colton Grey, & Jonah Fontana all got Jacob to flip, nothing makes his big, uncut dick harder than having an even bigger one up his ass. That’s exactly what Alex Mecum gives him in this scorcher of a scene from “About Last Night”. Hung, hairy, and handsome, Alex also shines as a bottom but has been known to flip on occasion himself. But today, the a vibe between he and Jacob brought out his inner fucker in his hottest topping performance since he plowed that massive load out of Kyle Kash. As you see below, he had the same effect on Jacob today. And visa versa.

 
 
Now we’re off the road again, with Alexander Gustavo and newcomer Ali for Bromo
We just saw Alexander Gustavo in his first bareback scene and here he is again, taking more loads in “Dirty Rider 2”. For a guy who was bragging about fucking other porn stars’ girlfriends on twitter, Alexander sure knows how to suck dick like a Dyson, get ridden like a bumper car, and soaks up cum like a sponge. But no homo, OK. Ali is a swarthy, sexy, hot man. He and Gustavo start by taking a piss break side by side and it’s not long before Gustavo is on his back, and front, and sides. His ass gets more mileage put on it again today than his ATV will ever.

 
 
And into the Navy we go with FX Rios, Bennett Anthony, and Aaron Reese for Raging Stallion

What’s black, white, & red all over? Seeing ginger Bennett Anthony getting spit-roasted by the hung duo of FX Rios and Aaron Reese. It was time to load the cargo into the hold of the “Destroyer”. When Bennet was slacking, Aaron and FX did some packing: first Bennett’s mouth, then his ass. These guys fuck their way into a sweaty mess and deep inside Bennett. There’s a correction to make. The opening question should have been, what’s black, white, red, and white all over? After seeing the white blizzard Aaron drenches Bennett’s face with, just look at the scvreen cap below and you’ll have you answer.

 
 
I heard a rumor there’s a The Sword Daily Porn Black Friday Part 2 on the way … watch this blog!

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Diego gets clipped, Vadim gets fucked, and Pierre gets “Charmed.”

There’s a reason Vadim Black was the most divisive of all the rebels in “Fuck You, I’m Infamous” from NakedSword Originals: his mouth his own worst enemy. No wonder there was a perverse pleasure seeing him raw-dogged through a doggie door just before Halloween.

Now for Men.com’s Cyber Monday $20/month for life deal he’s back on the bottom … and he’s got some company.

First off, there’s Vadim & Brad Banks

Aptly named “Perfect Storm”, Vadim and Brad find a way to ride out a bad storm by having Vadim ride on Brad’s dick till the thunder clouds part right along with Vadim’s hole. Brad’s another one making the reverse bareback crossover from Bromo and he is looking arguably too good for Vadim today. What say you?

 
 
And onto the styling of Diego Sans by Sean Duran

It was back in August when Diego Sans parted ways his crowning glory.

Most of us felt the same: as long as Diego leaves that glorious body hair alone, we can deal with whatever he wants to do on top. And while there’s many who would like to see him take a break from being strictly top, as long as keeps nailing ass with Sean & Diego in “The Cut”his Brazilian booty providing the power – well all of the power to him. Or in today’s case, in Sean Duran, who finds out what playing Delilah to Diego’s Samson will bring.

 
 
Casting the final spell today is Pierre Fitch & Philip Zyos

Pierre is Canadian so technically, it wasn’t his holiday though he did get stuffed. Philip Zyos had the honors in his first Men.com scene: some guys get all of the luck. Pierre’s debut was back in back in April of 2015. And for someone now well into his 17th year in gay porn, he still has plenty of charms to go around. And be invaded.

[Last Day for the Men.com Cyber Monday sale: $20/month for Life]

If you prefer your fucking unwrapped, there’s still time for the Bromo deal: $14.95/month for Life]

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Sunny & Paddy are hot AF just standing there. Even more so when they’re fucking. And today, we’re not the only one’s watching.

I think I figured it out. What Men.com skimps on their domestic productions, they use overseas. Case in point, their new parody, “Ex-Machina”. Letterbox format, Alter Sin direction, and slick production values bring synthetic intelligence to life in the form of breath-taking humanoids who know how to fuck.

Men.com also figured something out when it comes to these productions: “Ex-Machina” is more about porn than parody.

The series began yesterday with Jessy Ares embodying the borderline brilliant, borderline insane robot maker. A delicious looking Griffin Barrows is his able-bodied computer savant. And his first test subject.

 
 
In today’s update, Griffin is charged with the task of watching two of his bosses creations in the process of creation. The two “breath-taking humanoids” he must observe are Sunny Colucci & Paddy O’Brian. Damn. Now that’s a gig.

Sunny Colucci is a stunner from Spain. We haven seen him since that eight-man gangbang finale of “Sense 8”. This time, it’s even better. This is someone you want to get up close and personal with. Paddy sure did. Paddy is as rakishly hot as ever. This is both an inspired pairing and very hot scene.

 
Like any machine to operate at their maximum, robots require lubrication too.

 
Though the term robotic certainly does not describe the ass reaming Paddy gives Sunny.

 
And speaking of lubrication …

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Jacob and Trevor are burglars on the run. But they interrupt their getaway for a little breaking and entering of the more personal kind.

That sexy, uncut, hung Russian cocksmith sure had a helluva run at The Falcon Studios Group. While that A-team remains a platinum buffet of some of the hottest men on the planet, signing Jacob Peterson as their newest exclusive is a real coup that adds some much-needed star power to Men.com. Hot as Diego Sans is, he needed some back-up. And he’s arrived.

First, it was Colton Grey and now Jacob Peterson. For his reverse crossover from Bromo to the mothership, Trevor Long had a choice playmate in his debut scene Men.com. Now, he’s paying it forward.

 
Today, he and Jacob are on the run in the desert after scoring a motherload of greenbacks. The authorities are closing in on their tail. And our getaway boys are doing the same.

 
In real life, Jacob is happily coupled with fellow porn star Forrest Marks from GayHoopla. Which means he doesn’t have any explaining to do about that white puddle on his abs. After all, it didn’t get there by itself. It reality, it was a Long shot

[See more of Jacob in his 1st Men.com scene “On The Run” part one]

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“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” will be released in theaters this Saturday. “Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody” will also premiere on 12/14 with a different kind of “release.”

Last Christmas, just in time to give my fellow gay Jews something to watch with their Chinese food on Christmas Eve, Men.com premiered “Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody”. And even though the first night of Hannukkah actually is on Christmas Eve this year, no one has to wait longer than this weekend.

It was not without its critics or the occasional cringe-worthy moment, but last year’s “Star Wars” put Men.com firmly in gay porn parody business they have since built into a franchise.

In their original, Luke Adams as Luke Skyfucker (to be honest, I added the Skyfucker part), Dennis West as Han Solo (yeah, I added the Solo part too), and Jessy Ares as Obi-Wan.

But it was the deep space spit-roast of Luke by Hector de Silva and Paddy O’Brian and Stormtrooper gangbang to follow that really caused some loads to blast.

[Watch Paddy O’Brian & the Stormtroopers Gang Bang Luke “Skyfucker” Adams]

 
In the new version, once again Men.com is rolling out the cues and clues day by day. This is what we know so far …

Yesterday we learned Poe Dameron is being played by Aspen and Kaden Alexander will be Finn.

 
And today, we know the sexy Griffin Barrows is Rey and yet to be unmasked is Captain Phasma.

We’ll know more players tomorrow.

Reserve your spot for the Saturday launch here and of course, Watch this blog!

 

Revisit the first four scenes of “Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody”

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Sure, Chris Harder looks hot in the picture. But one picture does not a porn scene make. Even on Tuesday.

Monday has a lot of solos and lets you get caught up on porn from the weekend. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is almost Friday. And Friday starts the weekend. That leaves Tuesday kind of lost.

Too often, a lot of the porn that comes out on Tuesdays has something in common: it goes up on the day when they hope it will get the least possible eyeballs while remaining on their update schedule.

It’s the holidays and I am mindful of that phrase “if you have nothing nice to say …”

Accordingly, I also muted the speakers on The Sword’s Pornback Machine™.

 
I will say this. I like Chris Harder a lot. And Travis James has a nice face and dick.

 
If a scene doesn’t do anything for the models or help build the brand, chances are no one is going to be opening their wallets to pay for it. Which means the whole jig is up. Or am I the one that’s off my jig? Tuesdays? Bah humbug.

[Watch Chris Harder & Travis James in “Working The Case”]

 
 
[Chris Harder, how did a hot guy like you wind up in a scene like this? To see Chris at his sexy best, Explore the Chris Harder Theater at NakedSword]

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To the top of the Griffin Barrows that is. And yes, when it comes to topping, this is Ken’s first time at that Rodeo. And Griffin gets a ride in too.

We’ll see on Saturday how their follow-up version “Star Wars” plays out. But as we looked at a couple of weeks ago, Men.com’s version of “Ex-Machina” has been one of their better gay porn parodies.

Playing the part of Caleb, Griffin Barrows was in the opening scene. Then there was that scorcher between Paddy O’Brian and the sexy Spaniard, Sunny Colucci. It all comes together in the finale today in more ways the one.

Also an Alter Sin production from across the pond, the last time we saw platinum Ken Rodeo was when it was his turn for his British invasion from Paddy.

 
Today’s scene, like the entire production is in letterbox format and beautifully filmed. After completing his scientific research on the topping abilities of the “breath-taking humanoids” in the lab, Griffin gets his shot at a real person. At least real not counting the lips.

 
He also gets his shot at burying his dick — once Ken relents and lets him extricate it from his mouth that is.

 
Then Ken takes his turn and ultimately gets his shot too. Directly over Griffin’s open mouth that is. Granted, putting two bottoms together does not a top make flip fuck or not. But, in this case, it does make for a memorable scene,/a> as we’ll likely never see these boys in the driver’s seat again. Zum zum.

[Watch Ken & Griffin in “Ex-Machina : A Gay XXX Parody” scene four]

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“Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody” blasts off tonight at midnight. The question is, will it have us blasting too?

Earlier this week we took a look at the preview for “Star Wars The Force Awakens”. With the exception of Darth Vader’s costume which didn’t fit or come off, even the naysayers like the Stormtrooper gangbang in the finale of Men.com’s first “Star Wars”. Then with “Tarzan” and the just completed “Ex Machina”, they figured out that the porn needs to be more important than the parody.

Tonight we’ll find out if Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody” lives up to its name.

This four part series will be premiere their new episdoes at midnight on Fridays beginning tonight and end on December 27th. We know have the complete cast as well. Griffin Barrows as Rey, Kaden Alexander as Finn, Colby Keller as Captain Phasma, Wesley Woods as Kyle Ren, Aspen as Poe Dameron, and Jay Roberts as the StromTrooper.

 
Men.com describes the opening scene as, “In A Gaylaxy Far Far AwayM.a< … Poe is captured and stripped bare by Kylo Ren. Poe may not have what Kylo is looking for … but he does have a hard cock and a tight ass. A ferocious fuck breaks out between these two enemies, each taking turns invading the other’s tight ass.”

Translation, Wesley and Aspen start things off with an intergalatic flip fuck.

[Watch Aspen & Wesley in “Star Wars The Force Awakens” part one at midnight on 12/16]

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The ingredients are all there: Paddy O’Brian, Griffin Barrows, Sunny Colucci, Ken Rodeo & Jessy Ares is one helluva start. The big question is, will it make you finish?

Men.com and gay porn parodies are often the things that make eyes roll in GayPornLand. But as we’ve been watching along, “Ex Machina” has been one of their better productions by far. They quickly establish their relation to the original film. Then, even faster they get into the sexual relations that were not part of the original, and the reason that we’re here.

Men.com’s orgies, unlike this cast, have generally not been the things wet dreams are made of. Call it a holiday miracle — or a holiday miracle, but in this gang bang finale of “Ex Machina”, everyone, and everything, cums full circle.

It would be hard to screw up the screwing with this crew no matter what side of the pond it was filmed on. But the letterbox format and the Alter Sin direction of Paddy O’Brian, Griffin Barrows, Sunny Colucci, Ken Rodeo & Jessy Ares is far from the pedestrian gay porn they have foisted on us a little too often.

 
And unlike many of their previous fuck-one, fuck-alls, no one is left out. The action never disintegrates into smaller, disinterested groups. These five fuckers trade poles and holes in an uninterrupted and connected sexual choreography.

 
As always, Paddy O’Brian is a sight to behold. Especially when he has three prime bottom boys at his disposal.

 
Ok, so I may have misspoken earlier. Everyone doesn’t cum full circle today. They cum all over Griffin Barrows.

[Watch “Ex-Machina : A Gay XXX Parody” part five]

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We’re just four days into the year and already, the gay porn world is full of headlines. In today’s case, that includes a few that shouldn’t be making news at all.

Yesterday, Sean Cody actually recruited a sexy, out, and versatile new model. Over at GayHoopla, it was a G4$ holiday. Today, NextDoorRaw follows suit with a scene with two gay guys and neither was forced to play straight. And now Men.com has released a scene with two hot men of color.

Yes, these should be givens, not headlines. Just maybe, by the end of 2017, they won’t be.

First up, we have Micah Brandt and Diesel Washington in “Lies And Affairs” from Men.com

The fact that Men.com sat on this scene for a couple of years is not as much of a surprise as the fact they actually had the vision to film it in the first place.

The irony is, both Diesel and Micah look better today – perhaps that will give someone some ideas. Diesel is not only not playing a thug, he was indulged in two of his favorite activities: kissing and sucking. And as for Micah, looks like he wouldn’t mind a return visit from the Washington monument either.

 
And now, there’s Lance Ford and Dalton Riley in “Make-Up Sex” from NextDoorRaw

Instead of breaking up, they are making love again. And NextDoorRaw actually cast two gay guys to play two gay guys.

And it shows. While I’m not ready to take them out of premise detention for one update, for the first time in recent memory, it doesn’t take us longer to read a convoluted description that to watch the scene itself. Most importantly, the scene is hot — and not just because this is Lance’s bareback debut. It’s because they took hot gay guys and allowed them to do what we’ve wanted all along: just let them fuck.

 
 
Four days does not a year make – but at least here in GayPornLand, 2017 is off to a hot start. What else would you like to see this year?

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